I just remembered Lystra's smart argument:
"'Toblerone is a comfort food'; Well, Jesus Christ should be our only comfort!!" ("Amen, Lystra," said Ms. Katie) I apologize if this isn't what you really said, Lystra, but I believe the main concept's in there ;)
My retort?
"There are some NON-Believers out there, and before we tell them about Christ, THEY NEED THAT COMFORT FOOD, MAN!! THEY NEED IT! THEY NEED TOBLERONE!!"
Okay, now I shall tell you about the Snickers' argument against us...
We (Toblerone) said, "What's the use of having a long expiry date, if you're just going to eat it?"
Snickers retort: "WE HAVE THE FREEDOM OF CHOICE, DUDE, which means, we shall eat it when we want to!!"
Lookie here, okay, Snickers was totally pwning us, okay? I just don't remember what they said that was really smart and mean.
BTW in the end, Snickers said: "TOUCHE."
Party Hamster \m/
I see you. Someone holding me. I seeeeee youuuu.
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