What is air?

 Tumblr. Finally. Something that can actually keep me occupied ^_^ so happy. MARGE AND YANA YOU KNOW YOU SHALL LIKE THIS BLOG ...

 Anyway. I'm about to go to Antipolo... but before that, I need to post something funny :> LIKE A BOSS
           B-)

 Well, moving on. As I type this... the dude in the gif just keeps trippin' and trippin'. Funny. He never learns from his mistakes. Just keeps repeating the same mistake, over and over again :|

 SO. It turns out you can ACTUALLY fall down the stairs... AND SURVIVE. Without injury! Here, lemme show you!

LIKE A BOSS B-) x2 

 Well, so now you know, when you trip, you gotta get up again and act as if nothing happened :) makes you feel cool and embarrassed B-) First and foremost, you tripped, which is embarrassing.. but the fact that you got up again, un-hurt, should make you feel cool. Ohyeah, and the way you roll down the stairs look COOL, bro B-)

 Yeah. Cleyanne is out. PEACE ^_^V (Phineas and Ferb : awesome)

Reading Other Peeps' Blogs

 I read other people's blogs. And guess what? I realized something...

 I DIDN'T BLOG ABOUT THE QUIRINO GRAND STAND HOSTAGE TAKING!! (wow that was a long title :P )

 Okay so here I go...
 <ahe-ahem>

 I don't know when, I'm not sure how, I don't know who did it, but I do know that a bus was involved :D And Chinese people :-bd  and who can forget the SWAT team?

 The end :D ...
 ... just kidding :))

 This dude becomes crazy and attacks a bus (actually, he goes inside the bus, and kills a few CHINESE people, and then ... I dunno, slept? :-?? ) . Anyway, the SWAT team comes, and sadly just get humiliated :(( I feel... a-s-h-a-m-e-d :((

 THEN SOMETHING REALLY BAD HAPPENED .... to yana :))

Bees. Wasps. Acids. Alkaline.

 I. am. confused. : |
 We have this Science DOC, and the topic I chose was Alkali. I research. I discover cool things. Who knew bee stings contained acids (my older brother :| )? Who knew wasp sting venom contained alkali (my brother did)?
 My brother said that the bee sting can be neutralized by applying alkaline, and wasp stings can be neutralized by applying acid.
 I see this site that says the stings CAN'T be neutralized... and I'm like, "KUYAAA!! You was wrong, bro, you was WRONG!"
 Kuya: "What?"
 Me: "You were wrong! :P *explains why*"
 Kuya: *gives the "whatever-I-don't-care-at-all" look*

 Since kuya's <ahem-ahem> rarely <cough-cough> wrong <ACHOO> when it comes to stuff like this, I decided to do some research.
 AND I came across this site where all these people share their experiences on wasp/bee stings, and they all say that the stings can be neutralized :\ O.O. WTHAMMY why is this so hard?!?

 I guess I'll go with the "neutralizing" part :P

Huh? I have!

 In reply to whoever's (sorry I don't remember who :P ) blog, I HAVE BEEN BLOGGING : |

 But whatcha say (OHOH that song is my LSS) is true, my dear fellow blogger. Every time I check out my Blogger Dashboard, it shows me no new blog :\ tsk tsk.
 So when I saw your blog on my dashboard, I WAS SO HAPPYYYYYY!! Foinalleh, someone blogged!! \:D/

 Okay I have nothing else to say O.O :-h bye.

FRO-YO... and other Stuffies :)

 "I lift my fro-yo in the air sometimes, 
 Saying AYOOO, gonna eat yo!!
 I throw my fro-yo in the air sometimes, 
 Saying AYOOO, oh, it feeeell, bro!!
 And we will clean this thing,
 Like a walis ting-ting
 Would just sweep it up
 Into a little cup..."

 Still working out the kinks, but I'll have the song finished soon ;)

 Anyway, DANIKA's and SWEET's epic birthday celebrations were epic :3 (yes, redundant :| ). We went swimming, eating, more swimming, more eating, TRYING (but failing terribly) to prank each other, "FROG LEGS" (if you know what I mean ;) ), Making parodies for the song, "Dynamite" (see chorus above), and playing awesome, kiddie games :3.

 This morning, Sweet tried to wake us all up by turning on the lights. And almost everyone did :)) I was half awake... So Sweet TRIED to pull a prank on me, by SMEARING WHIPPED CREAM ON MY FACE. And I was like, "Sweet, you DO know that I'm awake, don't you? :|" <---serious face :))

 OMG. I got to the SECOND PAGE of a Hardy Boys book \:D/ so proud!! <---sarcastic :P :)) (what?? I was sleeeeepyyyyy!!)
 I got to the... umpteenth page of Red Pyramid \:D/ ohyess. (you see, I was about to sleep, then I caught a glimpse of Red Pyramid, so I asked Clarence if I could borrow it...:D :-bd).

 HWOAH. KDDM? EPIC. And I mean it. EPIC. Even Ms. Lynn was having a good time :-bd

~epic field trip was epic~

 We arrived at school to find teachers PARTAYYYINGG!! \:D/ CLUB EWAN ALL OVER AGAIN!! \m/

 ^That's not the point of this blog.^

 Summary:
  -Best part was the bus...
  -Mainit sa Theatre (Alam mo, mare, and init-init talaga :))) ) but the play was "okay". :D :-bd...
  -Best part was the bus...
  -The bamboo organ was pretty cool, but it was also scary :| it felt as if the floor was going to break :O
  -You have to admit, the best part was the bus!!
  - PANCAKE HOUSE!!!! <fire drill dance> \m/
  -The Philippine Airforce Museum was really cool!! (But I think the wax people are going to give me nightmares :-S)
  -THE BUS TRIP. <--- you know what Imma say next ;) ...
     WAS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 We had CLUB EWAN REVIVED \m/
 We had SING-A-LONGS (OUTTA TUNE :| :P :)) )
 We had KUYA RANDY (and the Candy Man song!!)
 We had SLEEPING PEOPLE (~epic face was epic :)) ~)
 We had TOY CELLPHONE MUSIC (... no comment)
 We had NICE PARTY MUSIC (I've Gotta Feelin', etc)
 We had AWESOME DANCE MOVES \:D/
 We had MODEL WALKS. (strut your stuff on that "runway".... "THE MODEL'S BEST FRIEND IS THE LAYT," by Tyra Banks XD)
 We are awesome people. JUST SAYINGG ;;) :))

 Long story short I ate pancakes.

BACK TO THE 70's.

 Back to the 70's. TO THE TIME MACHINE! <background music>

 Today, October 13, 2010, was Mrs. Rocha's, Bea Delos Reyes', and Maxine's birthday. :D HAPPPPP - - - B-B-B-B- - - IRTH - - - DAYYYY!

 We all dressed up in 70's get-up, and you have to admit... we were an odd bunch :)) Seriously, it was from afro to rugged, unkempt hair; from hippie to disco dancers (yes, hippies are actually from the 60's :| ); from shiny to bell bottom pants :)) LOL.

 The reason why my shirt was too big (as in, TOO BIG :| tubig :)) <----okay, ignore that joke :\ ) was because it wasn't mine; it was my brother's. NO, not ETHAN's, my BIG brother, Elijah.

 ANYWAYYYY... a group of kids (LOL. A group of kids and an OLD-LOOOKING HIPPIE (Ethan) recited a poem for Mrs. Rocha, and some of the staff danced ~Epic dance was epic~ :3 :)) (GO MS. LYNN <-- the most passionate dancer :P ), and the media (is it called the media? :-S sowwy if I'm wrong :(( ) sang a song. So did the teachers. "MAY ISANG CHIKADING..." :))

 IT was all very funny :))

Um Whatcha Say...

 La Lang it's my LSS... We watched this ballet competition, you see, and the song that the winning team danced to was "Whatcha Say", and it was all really cool.

 BUT WE WERE STILL AWESOME, YO :)


 Even my mom was like, "They've really matured, ah, you can see the emotion!! THE DANCE, it's SO FULL OF EMOTION...!"

 I was really annoyed at the fact that we couldn't cheer the ballerinas on. So we just jumped around in our squeaky seats, pretending to clap. And even Mr. Ryan joined in on the "clapping".

 It was evident Yana had never watched a recital before, because she kept on talking (well, so did I... but she was noisier :)) ). So did Ange... and we wrote down some comments on the dances.

 Woah, woah, WOAH... WE MISSED THE AWARDING CEREMONY :O gasp, oh gasp. GASP. I missed it. And I dragged Yana along with me :)) I reallyyyyy needed to do something... anyway, dudes, the awarding was like 10 mins long :O ONLY... WHY U NO MAKE IT LONGER, BRO, WHY BRO, WHY??

Awesomest Elementary Year Evahh

Awesomest Elementary Year Ever; A.K.A, Grade 4!! 

OMG. IMY dudes. (T. ALma's b-day party)

 Kylla, our class photographer before :P Took pics almost everyday :3

Clarence=The anime lover.
Sophia=the LOL-er
Cleyanne=the awesome one XD 

Caleb. Tsk, tsk, tsk, so proud of his glow-in-the-dark jacket
The rest are... well, posing for the cam (EXCEPT BRYAN :O :O ).

Juan = class clown :)) STILL SEMI-BALD?!?

all the boys were totally into the "punch" hand thingy :))

Ok. See how awesome we were? :>

DON'T DO IT, JUAN!!!

WHAT AM I EATING?!?!?

What a face! :P :)) caleb and juan luis

the awesome patintero games :) OH LOOK
THAT'S MEE OVER THERE

 Okay. I just wanna say I miss this class like hammy. THE BEST ELEMENTARY BATCH EVER.

Oi, Ondoy

 Ondoy, On doy, Ond oy, Ondoy :| Not-so-happy anniversary, Ondoy, :| BTW, thanks for the unexpected INDOOR swimming pool.

 We all have our crazy alibis on what we were doing during the terrible Typhoon, Ondoy. Mine is really COOL =)). I had a near death experience ;) .
 But unfortunately I'm not in the mood to "make kuwento", so I'll just summarize it.

 I eat lunch. Rain starts. I play guitar. Rain; very, very heavy. I still play guitar. Flood begins (very unusual where I live). I keep playing guitar. Flood reaches our front step (Ethan and I were intrigued.). Papa begins to worry, tries to stop the water from entering. I still play guitar. Flood enters house. Try to save things. Flood reaches my knees in the house. I take our important belongings (heh. I forgot to save my cellphone.) and stash them in the highest shelf. Ethan panics. Our furniture is floating. When everything is stacked, we pack a few of our dry clothes, and evacuate (I BROUGHT MY HOMEWORK!! \:D/ SIPAG, no? :D). The flood is like a river, there's a strong current. Ethan is crying. Water reaches my chest, tip-toeing. My slipper falls of, I try to retrieve it, I get separated from papa, I feel like I'm going to die, construction worker helps me, I step on a squishy thing. We reach our destination. Water reaches my chin, tip-toeing.

 Nothing much happened after that. We just stayed at a friend's house and waited. :)

 BTW my brother, Elijah was at school, having the time of his life eating spam and stuff like that. My mom, on the other hand, was having thee worst time of her life stuck in mini-stop. She had an adventure of her own, but I shall tell you about that maybe some other time.

 WELL, anyway. Thank you to everyone who helped me and my family during Ondoy :) really appreciate it!

 BTW.. I actually had fun evacuating :)) I even said to my dad, as we battled the current, "Hey pa, at least we're burning fat!"

Report card, HOW DARE YOU?

 Not that I got a bad grade or anything, I got a good grade :) \:D/ \m/ But something got me asking, "How the hammy did that happen?"
 Oh, wait, no... I didn't say it like that... I said it like this:

 "HOW THE HAMMY DID THAT HAPPEN?!?"


 I honestly do NOT know how or why I got that grade, and someone else got THAT grade (confused? Good. I can't point out any names here.).

 My dear Report card,
  Thank you for giving me good grades in these subjects <blah blah>. But whatever happened to this and this subject? Why aren't they... well... not good? WHY, BRO, WHY???
                                                                                                                            Your, uhh, student,
                                                                                                                            Cleyanne


>_< ''

Blog Topic?

 I don't know what to talk about in this blog, so I'm just going to write random stuff.
 I watched Glee for the first (and the last) time yesterday. Charice was okay... but mom said it was evident she was acting, and her cheeks were so cute and big and cute :)). And I also discovered something about Finn.... ahem .... (no offense :>)

 Finn. Can't. RAP.


 Seriously. He can't. But the dude with polio can!! :)) And in the "Billionaire" part, that Asian dude who was dancing totally ruined the scene :|.

 Now what? Oh yeah, I have a question: What's "Forbe's Magazine?"

 Speaking of Rap (see up there ^^ there's a capitalized word: RAP.), have you noticed his kilay? :)) Sorry, excuse the Tagalog word. I meant, have you noticed his eyebrows? Wow.... Okay if you haven't, Rap's eyebrow's are... let's say... unusual! Yes, very unusual.

 I have another question!! What's Formspring?

 OMG! Eyebrows.. yes, eyebrows.... now I remember something quite weird. Have you seen Puck's (from Glee) eyebrows? They sorta look like this! ---> \:|. Weird.....

 BTW all of the "have's" that I've typed in this blog first came out as "habe". Notice the "v" is right beside the "b" so I press "b" sometimes...

Dress-Up Week... OVER?!?

 For days I have anticipated this: Dress-Up Week. Now it's over? Wow. Time does go by so fast. But that's not the point of this post.

 The first day was all about socks. Everyone (well, almost everyone :| ) went to school in colorful, "hip" socks. But some of them told me the night before that they only owned WHITE socks, so finding hip socks would be a problem.
 The second day was sporty. Everyone (I mean, almost everyone) had unique costumes, and there was this guy in a fencing outfit (haha) and Sweet even brought a big wake-board (or whatever it's called). I wore a plain old basketball jersey :D
 3rd day: Wannabee. Everyone (okay, almost everyone) asked me: "Do you want to be a hippie when you grow up?" ... I'd reply, "I want to be an Environmentalist :| " <--- serious face.
You see, I was dressed as a hippie :D
 On the 4th day, the whole class had colored hair. Yepp, Thursday was Hair Day. Jan won, thanks to her completely silver hair (other's would call it something else :P ). I had an emo-look, thanks to my purple highlights.
 The fifth day was PAJAMA PARTAYY! <fist pump> Ohyess.  Students all went to school in their jammies, or sleeping clothes. It was fun to see little kids play dodge-ball, running around in their nighties and pajamas. :)) BTW, I brought an extra-extra large teddy bear :))

 Sad, the Dress-up week's over. I wish we could do this sort of thing more often. I really enjoyed wracking my brains for a new costume. I even decorated my own shirt \:D/ (for the hippie outfit, I wrote "Reduce. Reuse. Recycle." on the front and the recycle sign on the back).

We Fulfilled her 3rd Wish :3

 Yes, we all know it was Ms. Laylabaloo's birthday PARTAYYY (ohyess. the awesomest dance partaayyy) yesterday. But did you know that we were able to fulfill one of her 3 birthday wishes? :) Tears-of-joy time.
 Her first wish was to get a scholarship. :)
 Her second wish was that she'd finish the grades thing. :D
 Her third wish was that she'd get a "surprise". But the surprise she wanted was that the grades thing wouldn't be due on Monday, or something. ANYway, she DID get a surprise :3 A surprise pizza partaayyy!

 NOW is the tears-of-joy time....

 Ms. Layla said that her birthday was celebrated with her students only twice in her years at VCIS. One was with my kuya, Elijah de la Calzada, on her FIRST year at VCS. The second was YESTERDAY (ohyess.) with MEEEE!!! (snd the rest of the class)
 But it was really cool that my brother was in the first one :).

 One more time, peoples:

 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MS. LAYLABALOO!!

And we Partied like YEAH.

Yesterday, I completely forgot to blog about what happened after the pizza party. Thank you, Yana, for reminding me :)
 So, we had the pizza party. People left. <--that totally annoyed me, as aforesaid.

 SO, the REBELS JUST PARTIED LIKE OH MY GOSH. We really partied, all right. A high-school, random dancing party ;).
 Ms. Katie gave me the idea to dance, you see. She was like, "I thought you guys would like have a dance party."

 So when they left, we began dancing those Jersey Shore moves, or fist pump, and Kan-Kan, and the Egyptian awesomeness. Ohyess, we danced like YEAH.
 
 Sweet had my favoritest food in the world: sushi. And I admit I was a meanie to ask her for some :) :">.

 What else? OHYESS, Thirdy R. dragged me around the floor, which was so awesome, and so did Angeli, which was awesomer (because I was like doing model poses while being dragged around), and even Physically Fit tried to drag me around.... no comment :) PEACE.
 While trying to "strut our stuff" and "catwalk" on the "runway", Thirdy R. rammed into me; I was hoping one of us would dodge, but in the end, no one did, making me a perfect target. WHICH WAS SO AWESOME.
 I wasn't able to finish half a cup of Sprite. Yes, that's right, I half-filled my cup, and I wasn't even able to finish it. Why? Two reasons: 1.) I really hate Sprite, and 2.) Someone thought my cup was theirs, I guess, because I couldn't find my cup after dancing.

 We tried to sing California Girls :D AND FAILED EPICLY.
 So we JUST DANCED. ;)

Debate: Girls Vs. Boys

 I'm blogging about our debates too much. Hopefully, this will be the last... at least for the day, you know ;)

 So, the last debate was Girls Vs. Boys: "Which is the Superior gender?"
-Jeremy says that guys were made first.
-Marge says that guys were made first because you need a "Rough draft" before you have a masterpiece.
-Jeremy says God is perfect and makes no mistakes, so men aren't "rough drafts"
-Cleyanne (YEAHHH!!) sings her song:
   "First is the worst;
   Second is the BEST;
   Third is the one with the hairiest chest!!" <--- btw, I honestly didn't feel comfortable shouting the third part...
-Jeremy claims there are more male leaders in this world
-Sofia says there are lotsa female leaders in the Bible, such as Esther.
-Richmond says something that makes no sense....?

 Sorry I cannot remember the rest... but I do know that the girls won like 7-3 or something like that ;)

Debate: Toblerone Vs. Snickers (continuation)

 I just remembered Lystra's smart argument:

 "'Toblerone is a comfort food'; Well, Jesus Christ should be our only comfort!!" ("Amen, Lystra," said Ms. Katie) I apologize if this isn't what you really said, Lystra, but I believe the main concept's in there ;)

 My retort?

 "There are some NON-Believers out there, and before we tell them about Christ, THEY NEED THAT COMFORT FOOD, MAN!! THEY NEED IT! THEY NEED TOBLERONE!!"


 Okay, now I shall tell you about the Snickers' argument against us...

 We (Toblerone) said, "What's the use of having a long expiry date, if you're just going to eat it?"
 Snickers retort: "WE HAVE THE FREEDOM OF CHOICE, DUDE, which means, we shall eat it when we want to!!"

 Lookie here, okay, Snickers was totally pwning us, okay? I just don't remember what they said that was really smart and mean.

 BTW in the end, Snickers said: "TOUCHE."

You Can't Stop the Rain.

 Who won? That's right...

 US. \m/


 Who's "us"? TOBLERONE. Ohyess. (honestly, though, I like Snickers better :>)
 Anyway, we had the upper hand, since we were able were able to have the last "say".
 I wish I could type out the whole argument, and I wish Angeli, our photo-grapher, and camera-woman, videoed it. But alas, I cannot remember everything, and Angeli hadn't recorded it.
 I can bring up the point wherein Marge brought up the argument, "Snickers is Environmental-friendly, and Toblerone's case kills trees, since it's cardboard."
 What did I say?
 "Toblerone's case is biodegradable, and Snickers' plastic wrapper isn't. It's just going to pollute this world. It causes floods. YOU CAN'T STOP THE RAIN, MAN!"
 Then Marge, Lystra, Kim, (all are from the Snickers' team) and I (Toblerone) get into a major-major argument, and Ms. Katie had to shush them. HAH (peace, no hard feelings, Snickers, okay? :D)!
 Here's a tip for future debates, if you're against me:

 Do not bring up anything about environmentalism, because I am bound to pwn you. <-- ohyess, I know I'm super mayabang here :>.

 PS: Marge says WHATEVER.

Lasted 10 mins, but was still AWESOME.

 We made someone happy today :)

 Who is this person, of whom we made happy? Ms. LAYLABALOO!! >:D<
 Yesterday was Ms. Layla's birthday. She told us in devotions that she wasn't able to have a party, and that she was stressed from grades. BTW, I winked at Kim because we, the HS1, had a trick up our sleeves (but apparently she had no idea what I was winking about... which ruined my moment...)
 Thirdy R. suggested we'd throw her a pizza party, and some of us began chipping in money. Physically fit ran back and forth from our classroom to the office to clarify what pizzas we'd be buying :)).
 So we're all whispering and giggling in the excitement during Reading and Writing class. For some UNKNOWN reason, Physically Fit and Thirdy R. pulled out the plastic cups for the soft drinks. WHY DID THEY?
 Anyway, Ms. Layla says it's lunchtime. most of us leave the class, to not make it obvious that their were 4, hot pizza's waiting in the clinic. Others stayed behind, like always. Then we burst into the classroom, singing "Happy Birthday" at the top of our lungs. Then we had a major-major group hug!
 Sadly, and honestly, I do not know what Ms. Layla's reaction was, because the HS1 peeps are so tall. But I do remember her smiling :D
 Ms. Layla prayed for the pizza. Jeremy and Richmond attack the pizza. James sneaks the 4th pizza away from the group, and  fortunately, I was already away from the group, so I took a slice outta the pizza that James took.
 Richmond and Jeremy ate 2 pizza slices and I hate it. Like they donated a lot of money.
 Anyway... Sofia ended up without a pizza slice, so Yana had the initiative to give her 2nd slice to her. Yes, Yana attempted to get two slices.
 BTW, Yana and Thirdy R. also stole the only beverage that I wanted to drink, which was the Root Beer.
 ANYWAY, after I finished my slice, I looked at the clock and was like, "OMG, wow... wala pang five minutes, ubos na ung pizza :))!" It was true! The clock said, 12:03.
 Some people "ate and ran", which really irked me, since they basically left us to do the cleaning (but we didn't, really), but we (Ms. Layla, Yana, Marge, Thirdy R., Angeli, and a buncha other peeps that I can't remember at the moment) stayed to party!!
 So, we basically went crazy (though Ms. Layla had to leave after a while), had a dance party, and did that Jersey Shore thingie... got headaches, but was totally worth it!!
 HAPPY BIRTHDAY MS. LAYLABALOO!!

My Awesome Stunt.

 Yeah, so we all know that last Tuesday was our Buwan Ng Wika. And yes, I do know that this is a major-major late post, but hey, at least I'm posting, right? Anyway, we played awesome Filipino games, such as Agawang Panyo, Luksang Tinik, and LUKSANG BAKA!! <-- I got excited when I typed that...
 So, in Luksang Baka, there is a cow, and we jump over it. As the levels advanced, we'd add another cow. I was doing pretty well (tee-hee) until there were 4 cows. It seemed so impossible O.O, I requested someone to jump before me. So, Nick, the all-time show-off, jumped over them, "without hands", and we're all standing there, gaping, like, "WHAT? HOW?!?" And Nick's jogging around, looking all smug-like. Y'all probably know how TALL Nick is, so I wasn't so sure I could jump and succeed, so I asked Sofia to go before me.
 And she did.
 AND HERE COMES HER AMAZING STUNT!!! <--I got excited when I typed that...
 She runs... she jumps... she's in the air... BAM. SHE'S FLAT ON HER FACE!
 "OMG OMG OMG OMG! Sofia! Are you okay?!?" we all practically shouted. She was up in a jiffy, and she didn't look hurt at all. MAN, she is TOUGH!!

 Well, her stunt didn't really encourage me to jump over the four cows... "Angeli, can you go first? :D"
 "Sure," replies Angeli. She runs... she jumps... she's in the air... SHE MAKES IT TO THE OTHER SIDE?!? Wow... she's athletic, my golly, she's athletic.
 Her jump encouraged me to jump! AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR MY AWESOME STUNT!!!!!! <-- I got excited when I typed that :>...
 I run... I jump... I'm in the air... I GET AN AWESOME IDEA IN A SPLIT SECOND, NOT TO MENTION IN MID-AIR!!... BAM. I. Am. On. 4. Cows.
 They served as a "bed". I was on super-man mode, so I basically was on a "flying" position on the 4 cows. For like, 3 seconds, I just lay there =)) then the cows and Angeli started moving and carrying me and basically half-pushed, half-carried me off.

 It was so awesome. Did anyone take my picture?

 BTW I got 4 different cows' sweat on my one shirt. It. Was. DISGUSTING. And Kleid's sweat dominated.

So, You've Heard of the DSF

 Yeah, the Dodge-ball Something Federation (look, I forgot what the "S" stands for, okay?) is what I'm talking about, here. You guys really need a referee. If you already do, good...
 You guys need a referee because I've noticed a lot of cheaters and liars (no offense... hehe). From watching a few of your games, I can see that some of your players can stretch the truth here and then. Yeah, that's right, you guys lie a lot... now, I shan't point out any names, but some claim that they had been hit on the head, when I had seen perfectly and clearly the dodge-ball hit the body. Yes, person, YES, YOU PERSON, YOU, I see it hit you!! Anyway, yeah...
 Be fair next time, won't you? YES YOU, PERSON, YOU!!

There are Some Frustrations in Life

 Yes, there are lots of disappointments, annoying moments, pains, and frustrations in life.

Need some examples?
-that annoying fact that there's nothing worth eating in the fridge <-- that always happens
-failing an exam <-- never happened to me, thankfully, but might've happened to you :(
-that humiliating time you tripped in public <--... I'd rather not talk about this one... :">
-the fact that you know someone will always be better than you <-- this ALWAYS irks me.
-when there's nothing to watch in TV <-- not such a big deal, really.
-tripping in PE :(( <-- true story, bro
-when your deepest, darkest secret is unveiled, thanks to one of the blabbermouths <-- :(( Let's just say we all have that friend who can't keep their mouths shut :|
-when your little brother drinks your soda. YOUR SODA. THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE YOURS. <--happens all the time.

 And a lot of other things. Just know that whenever a disappointment, an annoying moment, a pain, or a frustration comes your way, God's always there :D, and he'll help you out ;).

We All have that Special Craving.

 Face it: all of us at least once in a while have that strong desire, or craving. Right now I am craving for dark, daaark chocolate. Just the mere thought of that smooth, sweet piece of chocolate melting in your mouth; the mere thought of those dark brown, lovely delights sitting in your hand, waiting to be eaten, it gives your stomach the urge to growl. Ugh. Why did I just describe it like that? Now I really, really want it. REALLY, REALLLYYY want it. Now, will you excuse me; I shall raid the fridge, to see if we have any chocolates :).

 Now, I know I'm not the only one who has that craving. You know that you want chocolate, right now ;). Admit it :D Tee-hee :))

 Okay, okay, I'm sorry for arousing your craving to eat chocolate (if I did arouse your stomach), I just had that intense urge to share it with you :)

 By the way, I just came back from raiding the fridge. It was unsuccessful. I did not find any dark chocolates, only the usual milk chocolates. Siomai :(.

It's Wonderful. It's Annoying.

 Imagine yourself, snug on your bed, about to sleep, but your brain just won't shut down. Your eyelids are drooping, your physical body tries to slip into the dream world... but your brain just won't follow. Your thoughts won't stop flooding your mind, your mind won't stop thinking. You want to sleep, but you can't; all because your brain won't go to sleep. Isn't that annoying?
 Well, I experience this every night. Bedtime is at 8:30 for me, on schooldays, but I fall asleep at about 10:30, because my mind chooses to stay conscious. 'T'is really, realllyyy annoying sometimes, but then, it also gives me the time to think about the events that happened that day, and it gives me ideas on what I should write about.

 Another wonderful-annoying thing? I have none, at the moment, that are worth blogging about, but maybe in the future I shall have more interesting topics.

The Random Wars.

 Well, me and random people have the Random Wars. What is a Random War? A Random War is when two or more people have an epic battle of who can be randomer. Try not to repeat what your opponent said, though, because that's exactly how you lose. Here's an example of a Random War with Ethan:

Ethan

....

randommm

10:25pmMe

okay

POTATOES!!

10:26pmEthan

TOMATOES!!

10:26pmMe

...

sushi?

10:27pmEthan

...

oranges?

10:27pmMe

microsoft word?

10:28pmEthan

microsoft powerpoint?

10:28pmMe

butterfwy

10:28pmEthan

firefwy

10:29pmMe

google

10:29pmEthan

wikipedia

10:30pmMe

facebook

10:30pmEthan

twitter

10:31pmMe

blogger

Btw, the randomer you get, the funner the game is!! 

Is this It?

 No, no! It cannot be! NOOOO!

 A while ago, my mom received a phone call from my aunt. My aunt wanted to take my Cookie, my little Bassett Hound, my first dog, ever. I've always been proud of her breed, btw, she's a Hush Puppy ;).
 Lately my mom's been getting really annoyed by Cookie, because Cookie really stinks. Literally. No matter how many baths, no matter how many times we clean up her little "area", she still stinks. A LOT. I understand mom's pain, but I want to keep my dog, too, you know. Plus, you never know what my aunt shall do to her... O.o
 I don't know if mom will agree, but I'll spend more time with Cookie while I still can. A while ago, I walked her for about half an hour or more, walking around the whole village. I wished I could walk her alone, but my mom forced my older brother to come with me. Which sucked :P. Anyway, Cookie really explored. It made me feel really sad to have to let her go (if we really give her away).

 Cookieeee!! :(

Major-Major Mistake?

 That's a very good question, Ms. Sweet Panlilio. In my 13 years of existence, I shall admit I have made quite a lot of mistakes, a lot of which are major-major :). But we shan't talk about my mistakes. We shall talk about Mr. Philippine's smart answer! 

 Who is this Mr. Philippines? Drum roll, please!

 <drum roll> And Mr. Philippines is....

 Mr. JEREMY CARLOS!! 

 <applause>

 Okay, so, Mr. Philippines' smart answer was: submitting to temptation. He was grounded from eating junk food, but at midnight, he crept to the kitchen and ate some goodies... tsk tsk tsk. 

 I'm sorry, I forgot what else he said :) But...

 Congrats, Mr. Philippines!!

"Bob."

 So, I ask for suggestions for a male character's name. Juan's answer? "Bob."
 I think I can tell you a bit about our conversation...
 "I need a name for the guy," says I.
 "Name him 'Bob'!" exclaims Juan.
 "But..."
 "But...?" urges Juan.
 "'Bob' sounds like a name for some fat person..." (errm, no offense to you people who are named Bob... eheh)
 "I know!!" says Juan, gleefully.
 "...:| "<--- serious face.

Now that I blog about it, "Bob" seems like a cute name. But I doubt it shall be the name of the male character :\. :)))

The Intoxicating Smell of Coffee

 As aforesaid in my previous blog, "The Science PACE is fun!!", I am currently blogging in the office. I shall call the office, "headquarters", now, since "headquarters" sounds awesomer!

 Ahem

 Anyway, the headquarters smells of coffee. The intoxicating, delicious, awesome, mouth-watering smell of coffee.

 It smells good, in other words :P.

 I can't have coffee, because I might not sleep tonight, and we all know the consequences of sleeping late: waking up late. So, no coffee for me! T_T
 What makes it hard is the rest of the people in the headquarters are drinking coffee, so I just stare longingly  at the cup from my peripheral vision, and smell the smell of coffee.
 I can imagine, like in cartoons, the coffee smell see-able (ugh, the correct term for "see-able" escapes my mind, at the moment :D so, stick with "see-able"), a whiff of smoke puffing out of the little styrofoam cup, whirling around my head, and I sniff it in.

 It mocks me, I tell you; mocks me.

 How I wish I had a clogged-nose.

The Science PACE is FUN!!

 The title above is actually quite untrue for me and my classmates. Science is honestly not fun at all, in my opinion (no offense, Ms. Janet, and the rest of you science lovers). The science PACE is even worse (in my opinion, as well). I'm a 1st year high-schooler, and yet we are learning the Gas Laws already, which is supposed to be taught and learned in 3rd year :| sewiouswyy :(( We're too young!

 "What's happening to the world nowadays?! Teaching this to 1st years? ABSURD!" said one of the people in the office (in which I am currently blogging). I agree, I agree (once again, no offense T_T)

 I've been working on this one, particular problem, that uses the Ideal Gas Equation, or the Combined Gas Law, and it's taken me more than 7 tries to get it right. MORE THAN SEVEN. Using a calculator, mind you (yes, we're allowed \:D/). Ouchh!!

 Anyway, I must learn to love Science, as I have learned to "love" (AHEM, that's quote on quote: "LOVE") Math; and I only "love" it because I understand the concepts of our lesson, and the techniques (btw I got a fair grade on the exam... but I'm so annoyed with myself for having mistakes caused by carelessness :\).

 I heard that I missed the NASA. Is that so? What was it about?

My new username?

 It was a "spur of the moment" thing, okay? I couldn't stick with people knowing I was Cleybelita, so Barbie seemed like the perfect username. Yeah... weird... okay, think you have awesome usernames that I could use? Comment if you have better usernames (I doubt it). It'd require randomness or complete stupidity :)). No bad words, please and thank you.


 Just to let you know, I'm grounded :| and it sucks like _ _ _ _ o. Crabsticksssss I don't like being grounded :((

 Omg I'm not even supposed to be blogging.... so anyway, bye for at least... a week? idk... T_T pray that I'll be able to go online sooner :))

"Caleb is eyeing Juan Luis' Sandwich."

 I don't blame him. At all. Man, did that sandwich taste good, or what? In a scale of 1 to 10, one being the least favorite and 10 being the best, I'd give it a 9! (Sowwy Juan(: I was in shock when I tasted it) What's that? Never tasted it before? Hmm... I'll tell you what I think was in the sandwich, and you imagine what it will taste like, okay? Okay.
 So, I think Juan's sandwich contains:
  -chicken
  -cheese
  -something like mayo but actually tastes good
  -BREAD :)) duhh

 Okay, I probably eavesdropped on what the sandwich was made out of; I'm not sure. But it was pretty obvious that there was chicken and bread :P

 Thumbs-up, Juan (and your sandwich)!!

So, It's 1:25 AM.

 And I'm still awake. Not to mention, breaking the rules. But I absolutely have to blog about this!!

 My cousin died.


 No, I'm not joking :| <---see the serious face? Good.
 BTW, I have a lot of cousins. The one who died was a "special" child. He got a heart attack some time ago (maybe a week or 2), and was rushed to the hospital. I don't fully understand how it all happened; all I know is that he puked blood all the time.
 Yesterday, we got the devastating news that there was no hope, and that they'd gradually remove the machine that was keeping him alive. Mom says he was basically dead already, except for that puny, little 5% of life in his brain. :((
 I only heard the news after school (after exams, WOO-HOO!...ish...), when my dad picked me and my brother up. Ethan (de la Calzada, btw), the blabbermouth of all time, blabbed in front of Juan Luis and Caleb the sickening news. Ugh.



 Yes, I know this is a really serious blog, but I have to mention this: Juan Luis' chicken sandwich tastes good.

I was a Spy.

 Yeah, I really was a spy (not really). Agent Fujisaki; that's me, alright. COMPLETE WITH FAKE I.D.!! <--that's the truth. I really did bring a fake I.D. And it made me feel awesome.
 Anyway, back to the point. Yes, I was a spy. Along with my fellow agents, Agent Gilligan and Agent Orange (we're all cousins here). Who did we spy on? The odd couple.
 The odd couple is, well, a couple. But they're very peculiar... they did a lot of weird stuff.
 We first saw them at the beach in a red kayak. My cousins and I started talking about renting a kayak ourselves. Then, it happened:
 The couple fell of their kayak. :))
 Ahem....err...:)) Okay, I'd love to say I concealed my laughter, but that'd be a lie. A MAJOR LIE. Yes, I laughed so hard. But my cousins laughed harder, okay? We didn't know they could hear us; they were so far from us (but turns out my uncle, who was even farther from us than them, heard our laughter clearly).
 Then after that, we started spying on them... ahem.. yeah....
 They decided to swim after dragging their kayak to the shore; with their clothes on! How weird is that?
 Anyway, after a bit of swimming, the dude walked out of the water, and ran all the way to the other side of the beach. Yeah, the other side. Do you know how friggin' big the beach is (okay, it was a pretty small beach... but still!!)? Anyway, when he was as small as an ant in our view, he... did something unspeakable... then he ran back to the girl.
 The girl, meanwhile, was TTS: Tanning with her T-Shirt on. She was just lying on the sand... weird... anyway, so when the dude reached her, he started doing push-ups. How weird--? ("Maybe he's trying to impress the girl?" I said. My cousin replied, "I wouldn't be impressed." )
 Next he buried her in the sand. Haha, they looked so weird. Lol.
 THEN HE LEFT HER ALONE FOR ABOUT 20 MINUTES!!
 Okay, he came back, with a camera and a tripod. But 20 minutes?!? WOW.
 The next weird thing: the cam was connected to the tripod, but he carried the tripod while taking pictures. WHAT? What's the use of a tripod if you don't set it on the ground?!
 Moving on... OOH they tried boogie-boarding! BUT failed... terribly... no offense.... :)) They kept on falling off.

 That's pretty much it, I think.

 OMG WAIT!! THEY STOLE MY SLIPPERS!!

Last Minute Vacation

 You guys probably know that I, Cleyanne, was absent from school for 1 3/4 days (Monday and part of Tuesday. I was able to catch some Science, which is our last subject.) Yeah, I was on a last minute vacation. REALLY last minute; I only discovered I was going the day before. So I rushed in packing (haha, I forgot to bring a brush.). Where did I go? To:

 Palawan!! \:D/


 Ohyess.

 I and my cousins actually saw the underground river. Wow. The underground river stank. Literally. Of bat pee. But otherwise, it was so, friggin, fantastically, faskinatingly AWESOME!!
 The only annoying part in the whole trip inside the underground river was that this foreign couple really stank (literally) and the man kept tipping the canoe, just to take a good picture. Lol his hard hat fell off (and hit ME :|. And I was like, "OMG what the... rocks?!?"). Our canoe almost tipped over completely, thanks to him.
 Oh yeah, we couldn't understand a thing the tour guide was saying, so we were always like, "What?" when the guide pointed out something.
 BTW, the bats were so cute :D they're like fat balls of fur with wings :))

 We also went snorkling, and I saw Nemo, Marlin, and Gill \:D/!! They were so cute! Turns out sea anemones are actually greenish-yellow, and glow in the dark, not pink (well, at least the one I saw was like that).

 Of course, there was food. Glorious food. Wonderful food. Basta. It was all delicious.

 But, I think the major highlight of my Palawan trip was the hilarious couple. But this blog is too long already, so I shall just blog about that later...

 The AIRPLANE was so AWESOME!! It's like a roller coaster ride! We'd go up then down then up then down! YEEEAAHH!! (but the only bad part was the people beside me were really vain so they kept taking pictures of themselves... and in some of the pics they took, I was in the background... yeah, I took a peek at their camera).

 I MISS PALAWAN!

"Rebel."

 So, I come down from the second floor, just finished one recording for our commercial. There are a bunch of "tambay"-people by the lockers. They see my make-up (see previous blog). Then all of a sudden, in prefect unison:

"REBEL." 


 Pretty random. Yana said something, and then again, in perfect unison:

"REBEL."


 Then Thirdy R. said something, and yet again, they say in perfect unison:

"REBEL."


 What in the world?? Yeah, I didn't get it at first either. I still don't get it that much now. All I know is, those "tambay"-people:

"REBEL."


 I played it over and over again in my head: "REBEL." It was catchy. And I had the make-up for it ;) So the next time they said it, I joined in with them...

"REBEL."


 I think it was Yana who said that I should "lead" them :)) Thanks to my awesome make-up. Tee-hee; I'm touched :D!

 Anyway, rebels, UNITE!!

 One more time:

"REBEL."

Wearing make-up is AWESOME... read on to understand

  Wearing make-up? Normally, I'd think: "Ew. Disgusting." But wearing make-up for our Funky Monkey Fusion commercial? That's different.

  

  First, I didn't wear real make-up. Thirdy R. just used a black marker. He blackened the part under my eye (eyebags or under-eye; thanks for your help, Ethan. Appreciate it.) to make me look emo and gothic; perfect for my part in the commercial. Yes, I am supposedly "emo" in the first part ;). 

   

  Anyway, after the emo part was shot, I had to remove the make-up (or black marks). But, the make-up wouldn't come off <scary background music>. Man, I'm dead, was the first thing I thought. Yes, I did somewhat get into trouble (at home). And the make-up aroused some unwanted attention. 

  

  Another awesome thing about the make-up: I got to be called the "leader" of the REBELS. Don't know who the rebels are? WONDERFUL. Another blog idea ;)

"Wow" again. :|

I'm torn between school and my cousins. I love them both, you see... well, maybe not "love" school, but I really need to be there this week T_T. But, unfortunately, my presence shall be missed in the next few days... (or at least Monday and Tuesday). So, I'm afraid, I shan't be able to review with you, my dear classmates. I shan't even be able to present our product: Funky Monkey Fusion -->

  

   Why won't I be there? Well, my cousin and uncle from America are visiting the Philippines. I'm going on a vacation to Palawan with them, along with my other cousins (my dad has 7 brothers, you see...). So, yeah... :(

   I'm really excited. But, I'm also sad, because that'd mean I wouldn't be able to awesomefy  --- oh wait, fail. Agaun.... <ahem>

  I won't be able to: AWESOMEFY you... :(

  Anyway, I wonder if I'll get a grade in P&P...?

  

Awesomefied---

 AWESOME! Hey, Stroid, Stronghold, iHair, AND COOLGATE (:P), get ready to be AWESOMEFIED!! Oh, fail, Imma say that again...
 Hey Stroid, Stronghold, and iHair, get ready to be:  AWESOMEFIED!!
 Yeah, man! 


 Okay, so I cried last Thursday. It's okay now. Because NOW, we have come prepared, with Funky Monkey FUSION (no, it doesn't contain bananas.) <background music, people clapping>


 We have now finished our commercial, and the very last step is to: edit. (Yes, Marge. It's spelled: "editing", not "editting".) Julio will hopefully finish editing it, and hopefully you guys won't notice my make-up (REBEL!). 


 In case you're wondering why I was wearing make-up, you'll know when you watch our AWESOME commercial.


 One more time!!


 Hey Stroid, Stronghold, iHair, and COOLGATE get ready to be: AWESOMEFIED!!


 Ohyess.

Recording a Commercial...is... :|

 Wow. Okay, recording a commercial totally deserves another "wow":

 WOW. :|


Okay, so, rehearsing and recording and rehearsing for a commercial is so WOW. That "wow" is both good and bad...


 Good:
  It's fun, and seeing our "failed" commercials, or bloopers, makes you feel really hyper and crazy.


BAD:
  It's sort of stressing to record and pause and record and pause over and over again. Plus, we get so crazy sometimes, we don't get to accomplish much. It's really annoying when you try to commence the commercial, and fail ultimately, because your group mates are too hyper, or they keep lingering around the place.
 Another thing is, when you're trying to record, random people keep talking to the people in the commercial, so we can't continue. T_T UGGH. Random people, can't you see that we're trying to record here??


 Please read this, my dear group mates. You have absolutely NO idea how angry I get when you don't cooperate.

Cousins?

 Hi, hello there world, I'm Your Aunt Fujisaki. Now, say hello to me, Aunt Fujisaki!! Now, do you know how to pronounce Aunt Fujisaki?? If not, it's pronounced: "Aunt Fujisaki"!! Your Aunt Gilligan is also here. Now, do you know how to pronounce Aunt Gilligan? It's pronounced "Aunt Gilligan"!!
 Now, we may seem reaaaally stupid to you. :)) BUT we're not! We are AWESOME!! And we have even stupider jokesfor you!
 OK, so, two peanuts walked into a bar. One of them was a salted. (hahaHA).
 2 muffins were made. They were put in the oven. 1 muffin says to the other, "wow it's getting hot in here." The other muffin says "OMG a talking muffin!!!"

 Okay, so the truth is, we're just two cousins. Two... AWESOME COUSINS! ... wanting to be weird.

 Buh bye, peoples!

The very word gives me shivers...

 "And what word is this?" you might ask. Well, the word that gives me shivers is: botox. I've heard that word a couple of times before, but I never actuallly knew what it meant... until today (P.S. Thank you so much for telling me what it means, Yana. Ahem, sarcastic.). Well, now I know that botox means... Do you want me to explain it the nerdy way? Or the normal way of the youth? What's that? I can't hear you, so I'm just going to explain it to you in both ways...

 Nerdy: 

  Botox is a neurotoxin (trade name Botox) that is used clinically in small quantities to treat strabismus and facial spasms and other neurological disorders characterized by abnormal muscle contractions; is also used by cosmetic surgeons to smooth frown lines temporarily.

 (Yes, I copied + pasted that.)

 Normal:

  Botox is, like, some medical thingy, a way to make old peoples look younger by, like, removing wrinkles or something. 

  

 Understand now? Good. 

 Anyway, I heard that the famous Filipina pop singer, Charice Pempengco, is planning to get Botox (shivers). 

 "Why?" I asked, during Reading and Writing class today. 

 "Because she's stupid," I heard someone reply. 

 I believe Charice is getting botox in preparation for the next Glee season. Turns out her rep says it was just to treat jaw pain, BUT her dermatologist says it's to change the shape of her face, which she noticed was getting wider. 

 Some people think it's because Charice's is just conscious of her big cheeks. Personally, I don't have a problem with big cheeks (hee-hee :>). So, shouldn't the same go for Charice? I know, I know, people have their own opinion of things. Fine, Charice, be like that. 

Teachers, go easy on us... please?

 In case you didn't know, we are so very young. Only 12, 13, and 14 year olds (except you, Nick.), and yet, even though you already know this, you still give us tons of homework and deadlines. Must you give us so much homework? Our young brains cannot handle this much thinking. All right, I know what goes through your head right now: "Your brains can handle it, you're just lazy." That's what every teacher thinks. But, try to remember your highschool life. Try to remember the way you thought. Yes, you were thinking the same things we were, and you know it: we have too much homework!
 Don't believe me? All right, time to try a different approach.

"Teacher, teacher! Too much homework is bad for the skin."
 Do you want us to have wrinkly, pale skin at such a young age? Of course you don't, dear teacher. Now that you know that it's bad for the skin, will you still give us too much homework? What's that, dear teacher? You'll still give us tons of homework? T_T
 Time for yet another approach...
 
 "Teacher, teacher! I'm too busyyyy!"
 "No you're not. You're just too lazy."

 Well, it was worth a try. :)

 Hear our plea, Teacher, and at least lessen the homework... please?

Fish. You just gotta love 'em.

 WARNING: The following article may not be allowed to be viewed by fish. Trust me, it's for their own good. 

 Fish. Fishies. Fishes. Fish. Pish.
 
 Yes, I do believe we all love fish (if you don't... I think you have some sort of problem. Go see a physician, right now.) Fish.
  We all know fish are happy (but boring) pets. All they do is swim... swim... swim... "Oh, look ma, bubbles!"... and bubble. Oh, and of course they eat and sleep... and... other stuff that aren't worth mentioning. You can buy fish at your local petshop.
 Yes, fish is also a verb! We can go fishing at a lake. Go fish with your cousins. Get the point? Good. 
  Another thing all of us probably know: fish taste good. What's that? Never eaten a fish before? WHAT? How could you not eat fish? All right, I want you to go to the nearest sea food restaurant, and order a fish. EAT the fish. TASTE the fish. SAVOR the flavor of the fish. SWALLOW the fish. Taste good, right? Good.

 Well, do you like fish now? Good.

You expected this...

 That's right, I'm going to blog about hamsters. Ms. Layla, our Reading and Writing teacher, was expecting me to blog about these fuzzy, cute hamsters, so, I shall fulfill her expectations.
 First and foremost, you should know that there's a difference between mice and hamsters. I personally don't have a problem with mice, but I do have a problem when people confuse hamsters with mice. Hamsters are cute. Mice are...ahem... well, not so cute. Unlike mice, that have dispicably disgusting tails, Hamsters' tails are not long and scaly; they have a small, furry stub of a tail on their bottoms that serve as a balancing tool when they stand on their hind legs. Must I elaborate the difference between mice and hamsters some more? Oh, you're good? Good.
 Want to hear my song about hamsters? No? Well, at least read part of my song....
 
 "Hamsters take a bath: like a, like a, like a, like a massage chair!"

How the hammy can hamsters take a bath like a massage chair? Massage chairs don't even take a bath! Yes, I know my song is very random and unclear. But hamsters tend to vibrate a lot when they groom themselves, and resemble a massage chair. Which is why I compared a hamster to a massage chair in my song.
 You have probably guessed by now that my favorite animal is the kangaroo. L. O. L., jk. My favorite animal is the hamster (DUH!).

When you see the fishie...

 "When you see the fishie, you let the fishie go past. Not in front. PAST."
 Take these instructions literally, or take it metaphorically.
 People out there, listen to this advice. I shall repeat myself: FOLLOW THESE INSTRUCTIONS. Now, do you need me to repeat that again? Or are you good? You're good? Good. I shall not repeat that again.
 Anyway, the reason why you must follow this advice is to learn HOW to follow instructions. Following instructions is very, VERY important. Did you watch Finding Nemo? Of course you did (if you didn't... wow, do you live under a rock, or something?). Remember the part when those fish told Dory to go through the trench, and not over it? And, what did they do? That's right. They went over it. Now, what happened to them when they went over the trench? Yes, Jellyfish came out of no where and almost killed them both. Thanks to the Turtles, they didn't die. But that's a different story. We're trying to focus on the part when they didn't follow instructions.
 Need another instance? All right. There was a kid. She was playing by the side walk. Her mom said not to cross the road. What did she do? Yupp, she crossed the road. What happened? A car ran over her. The end (Hopefully not a true story).
 See? By not following simple instructions, you can DIE. That's right, people, DIE. So, listen to instructions!