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Saturday, August 14, 2010

When you see the fishie...

 "When you see the fishie, you let the fishie go past. Not in front. PAST."
 Take these instructions literally, or take it metaphorically.
 People out there, listen to this advice. I shall repeat myself: FOLLOW THESE INSTRUCTIONS. Now, do you need me to repeat that again? Or are you good? You're good? Good. I shall not repeat that again.
 Anyway, the reason why you must follow this advice is to learn HOW to follow instructions. Following instructions is very, VERY important. Did you watch Finding Nemo? Of course you did (if you didn't... wow, do you live under a rock, or something?). Remember the part when those fish told Dory to go through the trench, and not over it? And, what did they do? That's right. They went over it. Now, what happened to them when they went over the trench? Yes, Jellyfish came out of no where and almost killed them both. Thanks to the Turtles, they didn't die. But that's a different story. We're trying to focus on the part when they didn't follow instructions.
 Need another instance? All right. There was a kid. She was playing by the side walk. Her mom said not to cross the road. What did she do? Yupp, she crossed the road. What happened? A car ran over her. The end (Hopefully not a true story).
 See? By not following simple instructions, you can DIE. That's right, people, DIE. So, listen to instructions!

2 comments:

  1. is this why you asked me what the opposite of literally is?

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  2. YES....:))

    Thanks, btw. We could pretend I know what "metaphorically" means ;)

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