You expected this...

 That's right, I'm going to blog about hamsters. Ms. Layla, our Reading and Writing teacher, was expecting me to blog about these fuzzy, cute hamsters, so, I shall fulfill her expectations.
 First and foremost, you should know that there's a difference between mice and hamsters. I personally don't have a problem with mice, but I do have a problem when people confuse hamsters with mice. Hamsters are cute. Mice are...ahem... well, not so cute. Unlike mice, that have dispicably disgusting tails, Hamsters' tails are not long and scaly; they have a small, furry stub of a tail on their bottoms that serve as a balancing tool when they stand on their hind legs. Must I elaborate the difference between mice and hamsters some more? Oh, you're good? Good.
 Want to hear my song about hamsters? No? Well, at least read part of my song....
 
 "Hamsters take a bath: like a, like a, like a, like a massage chair!"

How the hammy can hamsters take a bath like a massage chair? Massage chairs don't even take a bath! Yes, I know my song is very random and unclear. But hamsters tend to vibrate a lot when they groom themselves, and resemble a massage chair. Which is why I compared a hamster to a massage chair in my song.
 You have probably guessed by now that my favorite animal is the kangaroo. L. O. L., jk. My favorite animal is the hamster (DUH!).